Proust Questionnaire: Norman Hathaway

January 27th, 2011 by Dan Nadel

Look! It’s Norman Hathaway!

Your favorite virtue: Kindness.

Your favorite qualities in a man: Work ethic.

Your favorite qualities in a woman: Work ethic, big butt.

Your chief characteristic: Bossy, lack of decorum.

What you appreciate the most in your friends: Self deprecation.

Your main fault: Ordering people around.

Your favourite occupation: Girlfriend admin.

Your idea of happiness: Sofa.

Your idea of misery: Shoddy mp3 tags.

If not yourself, who would you be? Leon Russell.

Where would you like to live? Venice (no cars).

Your favorite color and flower: No idea, schomburgkia exaltata.

Your favorite prose authors: Nabakov, Faulkner, Ruth Krauss.

Your favorite heroes in fiction: Howard Ingham, Albert Albinus, Little Fur Family.

Your favorite heroines in fiction: Pippi, Aunt Dahlia.

Your favorite painters and composers: Turner, Takemitsu.

Your heroes in real life: Geoff Canada.

Your favorite heroines in real life: Dan Nadel.

Your favorite food and drink: Chocolate Milk.

Your favorite names: Wilma.

What I hate the most: F train.

The natural talent I’d like to be gifted with: Router configuration.

How I wish to die: Spontaneous combustion.

What is your present state of mind: Mild headache.

For what fault have you most toleration? Quite a few actually.

Your favorite motto: TCOB